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[18 Feb 2006|10:08pm] [ music | mt eerie. ] foudrefoudre 9 comments|post comment

[03 Jan 2006|11:22pm] [ music | destroyalldreamers. ] Steve and I have finalized that we are travelling this spring. I'm going to florida sometime soon. This huge mail art project is finally all done. I am missing onehundredbajillion things. I've seen some people too much. (and others not enough.) Brokeback mountaaaaaaain. This is absolutely amazing. 1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song. 2. Go to Google Language Tools and translate the lyrics into German; then from German to French; and finally from French back into English. 3. Post the results verbatim. 4. Invite your friends to guess the song based on the newly mangled lyrics. ( You don't need original lyrics. We all know what's up. ) p.s. J'adoreeeeeeeeeee. 10 comments|post comment

[29 Dec 2005|06:24am] [ music | immortal technique. ] Went sledding tonight. Massage for the aching booty. More sledding action to come. Get on it. Expect snowy boiz on yr doorstep. (entirely unrelated: People talk about summer crushes and flings, but does anyone feel like they just want someone to hold onto in the winter?)

[08 Dec 2005|06:43pm] [ music | art brut. ] I've got some heat for you. fire escapes and wood burning in barrels. My warm things that are M.I.A. -two brown knit caps -brown mittens -green scarf -red and white hearts scarf -three black sweatshirts -a blue sweater -thermal top FUCKAIT >: -fleece lined jeans It was 12 degrees last night. I curled up around my space heater and was fire hazardxcore all night. The hot ahhh-dwalla score is finally running thin. Looks like I'm just missing the botulism train. :((((( If I do not see certain people soon, I will put a thousand copies of this photo all over your house while you are sleeping (Chris and chad have never looked better. I know this picture is destined for a little photoshopping and interweb fame.) [EDIT: Yes, I do know these people irl. stop asking.] PS I am not going to spend the longest night of the year alone. Let's make plans for the 21. Slumber party? [EDIT: We have xslumberpartyx in the werx, jerx.] PSS (look how clean my hair is!Dreeeeaaaammmmmyyyyy) 35 comments|post comment

[14 Nov 2005|10:53pm] [ music | serart. ] So things have been amazing. and busy. +I've been planning the trip to the SOA vigil, which may go off nearly hitchless, but in the nick of time. +Rey rey and I have been splorin. +I saw ( utah phillips. ) +Siqq odwalla score +We visited merpunk's lagoon. +I force my friends to play ( don't touch the lava ) A few shots from the birthday party at my house reveal ( the less glamorous side of drinking ) We're planning a crossdressing (molotov) cocktail at our newly built top secret range. Expect pixx n00dz. the winter is coming my skin is crawling and every primal instinct in me is screaming for me to migrate to a more agreeable climate. Maybe I should work on planting my roots. 36 comments|post comment

[27 Oct 2005|07:53pm] [ music | them ] So, I'm home. Boston entailed: -a really awesome rey rey & crew -a really huge vegan food fest in a gymnasium -a really cute home made rootbeer party -a really scary night walk -a really silly trip to the garment district -a really bad anarchothrash show -a really sweaty dance party with a nautical theme -a really bad addiction to nip/tuck -a really awkward hitched ride with one of the four owners of margarita's in his audi (wtfk?) -a really ariel haircut (below) Connecticut entailed: -Breaking into/Sleeping in a Yale dorm rec room -Getting to the MSI show at 7:30 am -Talking to lynz(!) for an hour or so before soundcheck about art and art school -Being the only full on make out jimmy gave anyone at the show, (causing fat goth girls to call me a dumb fag) -Having steve demand my booty-short clad package to be illuminated by spotlight -Nearly ran away with a crazy girl to TN -Nearly freezing to death wandering around new haven in pink booty shorts and a cub scouts shirt -Distributing a stack of wall street journals to the homeless to sell back to the very yale students whom the papers were 'liberated' from On the ride back home, I saw my first snow. :((((( What happened to fall? WTF I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LOOKING TOTALLY INDIE BY BUNDLING UP IN THE COLD FALL AIR AND READING PHILOSOPHY IN THE PARK. HOWEVER WILL I GET LAID NOW ;_; This is how I feel about halloween (feat. Vanilla Ice as the Great Pumpkin) 22 comments|post comment

[05 Oct 2005|11:42pm] [ music | plus/minus ] So. I'm going to see msi for the 6th time in CT. I got new booty shorts for the concert. If I'm feeling sultry I may model them for you. I found a new drain system in the lewiston outage. While exploring it I found the foundations of old buildings! I left after that for the obvious danger of carbon monoxide and lack of structural integrity. But still, amazing amazing amazing. I wish someone areound here liked to explore. My job is giving me 4-8 hours a week, which is not something I can necessarily complain about. Except it's making this payment of my shoplifting ticket a long-term affair. I guess I'm potentially getting a show on WRBC? Who knows. I've been working to book ward churchill to speak at bates. I'm totes siked. someone want to hitchhike to boston with me weekend of the 15th/16th? I offer baked vegan treats and amazing sex. MSIMSI MSI MSI SMI SMISSMSSMSISMISMIS 14 comments|post comment

[12 Sep 2005|05:44am] [ music | suicide club soundtrack ] So. she'samazingandiamtotallycrushing In recent news: I'm going to the IMF protests in DC. I'm hoping to get my next art project in the works. I may be helping ryan and ethan with an AK press distro. I had a long talk with ryan tonight following a bagel dumpster run, it was nice. We had a discussion about our upbringings and fathers and privilege. He's amazing, just way too many things on his plate. I've had my second bat attack in my art room in one month. This last one MOSHED at me I put on some ten yard fight and he calmed down. Goddamn jock hardcore. 27 comments|post comment

[31 Aug 2005|07:48pm] [ music | mt. eerie ] Up to this point I am homeschooling. This year is going to be amazing, (self-designed existential philosophy course, I think so.) I am in the middle of getting food not bombs together. Live in auburn-lewiston and want to help? Please, I need some crucial kids on this. Newly designed stencils, coming to a street corner near you. Here's a few, hand drawn and cut. Hurricane Katrina is fucking up the program. You also might find yahoo news' opinions interesting: Whites "find", Blacks "loot" Odwalla dumpster visit tonight. More at 11. 24 comments|post comment

[23 Aug 2005|02:33am] [ music | mon dragon ] DHS called me to inform me I was charged with shameless neglect of an internet journal. So I'm back. So, I'm 90% sure that I'm taking college courses and homeschooling myself next year. That means: No. More. High. School. Seriously. lksjgldskhdfh. So much for getting august auburn-lewiston critical mass together. I need to get organized. My camera makes my pictures have an odd red hue from time to time: There is trouble brewing between myself and the love of my life. Domestic abuse. (yes this is me getting punched in the face by my rat as I make kissy motions at her) zak: HAY QT HOW BOUT A KISS HUH?! emma: SHUT IT HO I HAIT U! 15 comments|post comment

[21 Feb 2005|01:09pm] HUNTER S. MOTHERFUCKING THOMPSON IS DEAD WHYYY ;_; 13 comments|post comment

[17 Feb 2005|11:44am] [ music | ladytron.mu-tron ] My throat hurts. I don't like my body sans tonsils. So far, I've spent my early vacation writing about Nietzsche and watching that ray charles movie. Oh, and Godzilla. With the cocktail of painkillers I'm on, they became one movie in my eyes. I can leave the house after tomorrow. Pretty soon I can eat solids. And you know what that means, Seitan Jerky madness. Oh. We're getting a dehydrator. So, if there anre any vegans on my friends list who want some seitan jerky (I can't guarantee it'll be amazing, but I'll do my best) just ask. I really miss you. P.S. Je manque Med aussi. P.S.S J'adore kevin et sam. <33333333 25 comments|post comment

[05 Feb 2005|03:24am] why isn't anyone awake with me? 19 comments|post comment

[23 Jan 2005|06:07pm] [ music | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Soundtrack ] This weekend I re-read Thus Spake Zarathustra which is still second to Beyond Good and Evil, yet still a marvelous endeavor. and finished alot of your mixtapes for christmas. Finals week was miserable, I cannot wait to be a senior that doesn't need to acquire any credits to graduate, (thanks to the marvels of the bureaucracy that is the educational system.) Kait's going to be here in less than a month. WE TITE LYK THIS. I cannot wait. PS. Does anyone want to go see the Body Holographic Art Exhibit at bates with me this week? PSS. Med's mom goes to college. 11 comments|post comment

[08 Jan 2005|09:04pm] [ music | mon dragon.le corps d'ama(live) ] I google searched my name I got this: meet zak stevens</bold> METAL GOD!!!!!!! My body and I are still at odds. I went to a speech competition today. I spent a majority of the time in this unused art room with a couch and sartre's Les Mouches(The Flies). I saw nicole recently, it was really nice. This coat smells like kaaaaaiiiiit. We're going to see why? togetherrrrrrrr. And of montreal. MED GAVE ME A PUBLIC ENEMY IRON-ON <333333333333333333333333333 FUCKING WINNNNAR (Picture of shirt w/ iron on coming soon) 9 comments|post comment

[04 Jan 2005|01:42pm] [ music | dead bird.greg ] this is love, so we'll survive I'm using the angsty livejournal entry lifeline. Just regaining the ability to feel my hands. I'm horribly alone. My body is ceasing to function correctly. I feel like walking murder. I need to drink alot and go play keyboard. 43 comments|post comment

[04 Jan 2005|01:03am] ( because he's on a bus, and I'm a fag ) 6 comments|post comment

[03 Jan 2005|12:16am] neener. 9 comments|post comment

[30 Dec 2004|01:18am] Hello. I am currently hacking Zak's el jay. He's doing well and currently lodging in a seedy motel in the middle of Media, PA. We went grocery shopping though so he's well fed. But I don't think I'm going to let him come home, so my apologies to all his associates in Maine. FINDERS KEEPERS, JERKS. <333333 1 comment|post comment

[20 Dec 2004|08:28pm] [ music | David Usher.Jesus was my Girl ] Note: Youth medium shirt + Youth medium sweatshirt + -2094865209624968 degree windchill=This fag needs new threads. </b>best. gift. ever.</b> It's no wonder you're number one. Here comes the cliche christmas rant. -We don't have a tree yet, mother is scrambling desperately and has completely disregarded my suggestion of a kwanzaa bush. Last night she and I went out to a farmstand with intent to nick a tree, but alas, they were gone. -Apparently my anti-capitalism platitude is wearing away at my mom, (or she's just absolutley tired of spending money of relatives we despise), because we've decided to give cards for christmas. YOU HEARD ME...CARDS. Not just any cards mind you, they assure our relatives that the only gift they need to give us is their wonderful presence. We are totally shafting my entire family. ( I am absolutely taken by these +2 ) one week until utter consummate bliss. Last call for your fucking mixtapes. Leave a comment if you want one, chances are if I really like you, I've already made you one(or in Laura's case, two.) Mind you I have some secret weapons for the best tapes ever. A librarian saw me reading "Dynamics of Soviet Society", upon discovering that it wasn't a school required bookand actually for enjoyment, called me boring. fucking amazing. 18 comments|post comment

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